39, Male, Single, Perth City, WA
- Last online:
- 03 Apr '18
HeadlineSmelly, uneducated, egotistical, overweight, toothless male with big ears seeks...
This is model 'ZD-1' of our popular 'Not Very Bright but Does the Job Range'.
A big hit in Dwarf (Kentucky, USA), Looneyville (Texas, USA) the beautiful city of Big Smelly Chinaman (New Guinea).
'ZD-1' snores, sweats & eats everything (in sight) & has large protruding ears & hedge like nasal hair growth.
It has experienced the very best of exclusive WA: Target, The $1 Shop & the stunning Coles Super Store in Balga (arrive early for best parking spots).
'ZD-1' is house trained, well maintained & looked after, can cook, knows how to turn on a Washing Machine & can occasionally be seen (lost....) in a supermarket.
With feeding & the occasional walk it is reliable & can be introduced to parents & friends without fear of malfunction.
'ZD-1' is useful & can be sent on simple daily errands without the fear of it accidentally wandering into the pub & getting lost.
Cheap to run, feed once a day for maximum output!
Excellent with small animals, children & cleaning.
Comes with all Paperwork.
Complete Manufacturers Service History.
Lifetime Manufacturer's Warranty.
1st to see will buy.
Note: replacement teeth & ability to remember birthday's can be added at minor cost.
Dear reader, hope this made you laugh a little; at me or with me either is great as long as your smiling!
Many profiles are so similar; thought something different may catch your eye :)
I love our beautiful city & work as a Management Consultant which allows some cool international travel. Also love my 2 year old Golden Labrador, surfing & salsa.
Grew up in South America, school in the USA & Oz & Uni in Perth.
I guess I am looking for someone genuine for something genuine...
If the unusual profile doesn't put you off it would be great to hear from you!
At a glance
- 39 years old
- Perth City, WA
- 5'11/180 cm
- White / Caucasian
- Star sign - Sagittarius
- Personality - Social
- Eye colour - Blue
- Hair colour - Dark Brown
- Body Type - Athletic
- Have no children
- Want children
- Have pets
- Education - Post Graduate
- Occasional/social drinker
his ideal partner
- 26 - 35 years old
- Within 100km
- Trying to quit smoking, Non-smoker
- Have no children
What I'm looking for
Someone who can put up with me! A lady who loves the beach would be great :)
- Hoodoo Gurus, Amy W, White Lines, The Clash, The White Strips
- The Crimson Petal & The White
- Salsa, dancing, surfing, scuba diving, tennis
- Other Interests
- Travel, have a little home in London & South of France, teach Salsa, Guide Dog Assistance Training